what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
i would cry
and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut.
but!!!!! this is so important!!!! this is such a potent metaphor for how much bad things are glamorized in our society like eating disorders or self harm and so you have these little kids seeing it made dramatic and beautiful and i just!!!! catching fire u did so good u did so fucking good
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry
Wearing the same shirt as my professor. Kill me now
why does this have so many notes..?
you should get all excited and take a picture with him then start wearing the similar outfits as him progressively over the semester. Pro: he might like and boost your grade or less pro: creep him out a lot
but how do i know what he’s going to wear, though?
Just wear that shirt every day until he wears it again
Why the fuck is Captain Jack Sparrow at the Desolation of Smaug world premiere? I think you’re lost, mate.
hahah yes! I laughed so hard at this omg
OOC: Okay but seriously. This man looks EXACTLLY like him. What if it WAS depp? I mean he DOES go places in his costume….
HE WAS TAKING WILL TURNER BACK TO THE BLACK PEARL